Comedy Twitter List by Jordan Harband on Listorious

Justin Timberlake

Official Justin Timberlake Twitter.

11,636,135 followers | Follow

Justin

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says

3,052,230 followers | Follow

RainnWilson

I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.

3,043,321 followers | Follow

Sarah Silverman

We're all just molecules, Cutie.

2,978,549 followers | Follow

You Look Great

Your daily passive-aggressive affirmation.

1,336,779 followers | Follow

Tina Fey

482,554 followers | Follow

KFUCKINGP

Legendary pro ball player working towards my comeback. EMAIL ME: http://t.co/k9LZpUm (Not affiliated with HBO® or Eastbound & Down®)

465,361 followers | Follow

Barney Stinson

The Official Twitter Page of Barney Stinson

402,790 followers | Follow

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.

287,743 followers | Follow

Matthew Inman

Truth, beauty, and unkempt chest hair.

270,207 followers | Follow

Old Spice

Drop-kicking dirt and odor, doing a clothesline on them and then slamming them with a folding chair.

214,203 followers | Follow

Betty F*ckin' White

I'm Betty F*ckin' White, Yo! Not really, seriously I'm not Betty.

104,270 followers | Follow

Allie Brosh

I tweet sometimes. One time I got stuck in an airport and I tweeted quite a lot.

95,745 followers | Follow

God

Hells yeah, it's me! You can email me at god@omnipotent.com

84,745 followers | Follow

Text-Only Instagram

Your personal Instagram feed in a lightweight text format. Programmed by @JoshHelfferich.

63,481 followers | Follow

Christopher Kutcher

59,224 followers | Follow

PicturelessPinterest

The best of Pinterest without having to look at the pictures.

16,952 followers | Follow

Hipster Hacker

I write world-changing applications in languages you have probably not yet heard of. My code is poetry, meanwhile yours is oh-noetry.

13,552 followers | Follow

Josh Hopkins

father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.

9,432 followers | Follow

Jamie Varon

I make things pretty on the internet (@shatterboxx) and on the iPhone (@paperdapp). I also like to marathon TV shows on Netflix, which is very productive.

4,528 followers | Follow