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Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?

#HireZombieYetiAndOverPayHim #IfOnlyItWhereAsGoodAsAZombieYeti

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How long can you go without a tweet?

pretty long... usually until the vomiting starts up again...

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What are some big Twitter faux pas?

Not tipping... not finishing your comment in 140 characters... tweeting your pants...

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What feature should Twitter add?

1 extra character for exclamation

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What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?

Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism - cause 'pspshpathrydsm' just sounds fictitious

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Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?

sure - that's how I roll - I'm a fickle bitch, what can I say

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140 characters of advice for a new user?

Look for the next big wave - twitter will be dead soon... also - watch out for Ashton Kutcher...

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What's your best tweet?

I can't recall, but it started with 'RT'...

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What's your favorite Twitter app?

It's a fictitious app that goes by the name of 'Twampoline' - it would use a tough canvas sheet suspended by springs for acrobatics

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Ever get called out for tweeting too much?

Not to my avatar, but behind it? Perhaps...

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How do you use Twitter in your professional life?

I use it like the filthy whore it is... 'use & abuse' that's my t'motto

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What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?

Honestly? All of the BritneySuckingCock avatars... something special about those people....

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Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?

Well - secretly I wish Ashton Kutcher would follow me... then I'd block him just to make him feel shame

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Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?

Bruce Campbell - the obvious choice

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Why'd you start tweeting?

I wanted to be cool like everyone else, of course

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What are six things you could never do without?

Oxygen, Water.. really everything else hinges on those...

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