Necessary Humor
Ellen DeGeneres
Find Ellen's monologue, celebrity photos and videos, games, giveaways, how to get tickets and more on The Ellen Show website.4,385,571 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
PennSays, P&T: Bullshit!, more than half (by weight) of Penn & Teller1,627,172 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor site, someecards.com! You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,610,174 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country1,509,383 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
1,459,712 followers | Follow
Funny Or Die
We make comedy videos with famous and funny people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We also like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.1,418,964 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger1,397,867 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,212,978 followers | Follow
BestAt: The Best @'s
Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2008. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.1,171,307 followers | Follow
Joel Stein
I am neither important enough nor unimportant enough to do this.1,081,634 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
385,012 followers | Follow
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am making video podcasts371,541 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.367,562 followers | Follow
Not TinaFey
363,805 followers | Follow
TXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do.214,993 followers | Follow
Aziz Ansari
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.145,715 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.109,821 followers | Follow
Dara O Briain
103,154 followers | Follow
The Soup Blog
Official The Soup Blog in Tweet form. Make sure to add #thesoup to all of your Soup related tweets101,628 followers | Follow
Bo Burnham
i'm just a humble kid with possibly the funniest album to ever be in stores ever.83,491 followers | Follow
Daryl Cagle
DARYL CAGLE is msnbc.com’s cartoonist! Visit: http://cagle.msnbc.com http://blog.cagle.com/daryl http://politicalcartoons.com http://cagle.com/app73,609 followers | Follow
Phillip Jupitus
Whimsy, cursing, tomatoes and blocking at the drop of a hat...64,201 followers | Follow
Matthew Inman
The oatmeal is full to the brim with comics, quizzes, and stories55,351 followers | Follow
Mrs Stephen Fry
Stephen's poor, down-trodden wife and mother of his six kids.41,328 followers | Follow
Judah Friedlander
I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page.39,103 followers | Follow
Thomas Lennon
Lt. Dangle on Reno 911!, Member of the comedy group The State. Author of various films.34,083 followers | Follow
Phil Plait
Astronomer, author, skeptic, funny guy, writer, budding TV deity33,300 followers | Follow
Mike Birbiglia
touring comedian, presently writing a book of true stories and a movie script.29,409 followers | Follow
Eugene Mirman
I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.26,536 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.23,074 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.23,029 followers | Follow
John Larroquette
Born in New Orleans. Will die in New Orleans. Headstone will read; Not much of a plot but Larroquette's in it.21,750 followers | Follow
Baratunde Thurston
Comedian | Vigilante Pundit | Co-Founder @JJPolitics | Web Editor @TheOnion | TV Host @FutureOf20,487 followers | Follow
awkwardfamilyphotos
18,907 followers | Follow
Sports Minute Or So
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - We're Nuts about Balls!17,320 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of BorowitzReport.com14,905 followers | Follow
drewtoothpaste
Author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, Super Poop. Dot com.14,034 followers | Follow
Jon Friedman
Comedian, Host of The Rejection Show, Editor of 'Rejected' and blogger for Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.11,964 followers | Follow
fake michael_bay
Better than you. (Not affiliated with the real michael bay)11,464 followers | Follow
HuffPostComedy
9,246 followers | Follow
Morgan Murphy
i write (currently on late night w/ jimmy fallon) and say comedy. curl up on couches mostly.6,779 followers | Follow
Keith Blanchard
Story creative director, former Maxim editor, writer, fisherman, husband and father, dictator-for-life (pending)5,414 followers | Follow
Daniel Chun
Writer for The Office. Used to write for The Simpsons. You may have seen me on screen as Dr. Harry Weston in Empty Nest.4,191 followers | Follow
Best of Twit-ter
The best tweets in one solid location. Find something worth adding? DM me.3,601 followers | Follow
Danny Evans
Author, writer, dadblogger, ectomorph with a great ass, a lactose intolerance issue, and deplorable penmanship.3,545 followers | Follow
Jay Hathaway
Human. Writes. // Suicide Girls, Download Squad, others. // Not actually Internet Famous.2,835 followers | Follow
Matt Skinner
Comedy writer you've never heard of. Formerly an erotic masterpiece.1,138 followers | Follow
GREG JOHNSON
Comic, Writer, Actor, Weeknights anywhere in the world 8ET/5PT Get In Bed on Cosmo Radio (Sirius 111 & XM 162)976 followers | Follow
santaispissed
Real name Kris Kringle. Heavy drinker. Not a freaking elf. Not jolly.883 followers | Follow
Edward Philips
DICTIONARY of the English Language: in which The WORDS are deduced from their ORIGINALS, & ILLUSTRATED by EXAMPLES from th'best WRITERS.452 followers | Follow
