Necessary Humor
Ellen DeGeneres
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.9,333,862 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger3,883,645 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
3,071,009 followers | Follow
Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.3,034,426 followers | Follow
Ben Stiller
The real Ben Stiller. Sort of, whatever real means. Follow my production company here: @RedHourFilms ... my parents here: @StillerandMeara.2,342,789 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country2,271,226 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician. You can find me here and at Stevemartin.com.2,235,740 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,770,763 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcas, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV. God, No! - book1,742,200 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,736,571 followers | Follow
Michael Ian Black
You guys, you are seriously being dicks if you don't buy my new book. You're Not Doing It Right comes out 2/28/12.1,713,742 followers | Follow
Aziz Ansari
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.1,600,821 followers | Follow
Cheezburger
Get your five minutes of happiness at http://cheezburger.com1,587,207 followers | Follow
TextsFromLastNight
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 768431,523,331 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,158,517 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
1,042,212 followers | Follow
BestAt: The Best @'s
Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2008. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.1,032,801 followers | Follow
Joel Stein
I am the self promoting whore whose book, Man Made: A Stupid Quest for Masculinity, comes out May 15992,156 followers | Follow
Jim Gaffigan
Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper http://favstar.fm/users/JimGaffigan Itunes = http://tinyurl.com/65z4dfy919,519 followers | Follow
Dara O Briain
Infamous Brit-Licker; also been known to hand out free puppies774,411 followers | Follow
The Daily Show
Jon Stewart and The Best F#@king News Team Ever take on the news with highlights, full episodes and more!633,641 followers | Follow
Patton Oswalt
Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.626,171 followers | Follow
Peter Serafinowicz
Male actress and comedienne. All content © Peter Serafinowicz.604,784 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.573,870 followers | Follow
The Batman
The hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs. So you'll follow him. Because he can take it. GDB@batcomputer.net305,929 followers | Follow
Paul Scheer
I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.286,136 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.268,488 followers | Follow
Judah Friedlander
I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page.245,569 followers | Follow
Albert Brooks
Filmmaker, actor, author Albert Brooks. Originally joined Twitter to promote my book. Now trapped. Can't get out. Help. http://amzn.to/gUl6Fb234,842 followers | Follow
TheBestWorstAdvice
Here to make the rest of your life the best of your life.201,246 followers | Follow
Phillip Jupitus
Welcome to the virtual bog wall... Occasional adult themes, situations and language... Hair trigger blocking habits... On tour in SPAMALOT until 12th June188,657 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.188,240 followers | Follow
Eugene Mirman
I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.176,399 followers | Follow
Todd Barry
Watch http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5e19. EMAIL LIST: http://bit.ly/wjBRn5 TOUR: Vancouver, Austin. Tickets:150,062 followers | Follow
Mrs Stephen Fry
Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his five, six or possibly seven kids. You can pre-order my book, How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage here136,245 followers | Follow
DRUNK HULK
REMEMBER! WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AND SEE ONE FOOTPRINTS! YOU KNOW THAT WHEN DRUNK HULK CARRY YOU! WWW.DRUNKHULK.COM!135,738 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.122,192 followers | Follow
Mike Birbiglia
Comedian & other stuff. I have a new Sleepwalk with Me Live Cd now on itunes. What do I do for fun? This.111,982 followers | Follow
Eric Stangel
Head Writer/Executive Producer Late Show w/ David Letterman, named 1 of Time's 140 Feeds to Follow. All-around fun guy!93,134 followers | Follow
Daryl Cagle
DARYL CAGLE is msnbc.com’s cartoonist! Visit: http://cagle.com http://politicalcartoons.com http://cagle.com/app http://cartoonblog.msnbc.com83,613 followers | Follow
Morgan Murphy
i like: boxing. whiskey. hummus. naps. documentaries. also i say and write jokes.60,788 followers | Follow
Amy Jane Gruber
You can't resist her, she's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home.56,155 followers | Follow
HuffPostComedy
49,604 followers | Follow
John Fugelsang
I never met an interesting person who had an easy life. 1st political comedy album to hit #1 on iTunes, Billboard & Amazon comedy charts- http://bit.ly/un61bi47,584 followers | Follow
Justin Stangel
My name is Justin Stangel. I am the head writer/executive producer of Late Show with David Letterman. I enjoy wearing hats45,663 followers | Follow
Steven Weber
New York born actor, best known for Wings, Studio 60 and many other shows, movies and theatre.43,327 followers | Follow
Laura Silverman
As an optimist, I believe in living life to the half fullest.38,008 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.30,627 followers | Follow
awkwardfamilyphotos
27,257 followers | Follow
Mike Monteiro
This is a personal account and does not reflect the opinions of my boss, who is an asshole.26,525 followers | Follow
Ian Rankin
Edinburgh-based crime writer, interested in beer and rock music.25,320 followers | Follow
dave holmes
The guy from the thing. No, the other thing. No, the other guy. No. No. Yes.25,317 followers | Follow
Jean Teasdale
Official Twitter of The Onion humor columnist, proud diabetic, & sassy mama! Read The Onion Presents A Book Of Jean's Own! from St. Martin's Griffin!20,707 followers | Follow
Steven BRODY Stevens
From Hangover 1, Hangover 2, Due Date, and cut out of Funny People.19,731 followers | Follow
Lonely Island News
All the news you can get for the Dudes of the Lonely Island18,644 followers | Follow
fake michael_bay
The original imposter. All others are imposter imposters.14,828 followers | Follow
Sports Minute Or So
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - We're Nuts about Balls!13,904 followers | Follow
Oddee dot com
Oddee features the odd, funny, strange and bizarre things of our world! Over 5 million visitors per month can't be wrong. Be amazed!12,179 followers | Follow
howard kremer
Comedian. Who Charted? Have A Summah. Dragon Boy Suede. Lee. Sloppy Timmy Slotzman. Austin Stories. Scare Tactics. Earwolf. Funny or Die. Beavis and Butthead.11,878 followers | Follow
Keith Blanchard
Story creative director, former Maxim editor, writer, fisherman, husband and father, dictator-for-life (pending)11,524 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,437 followers | Follow
Paul Provenza
Comedian, filmmaker, host of the Showtime's THE GREEN ROOM, co author of ¡SATIRISTAS!, and annoying gadfly.8,751 followers | Follow
sean oconnor
I wrote for the Sports Show with Norm MacDonald and now I'm just a stand up comic who really likes the Smiths.8,293 followers | Follow
ONN Future News
With our advanced wormhole satellite technology, Onion News Network is able to report news from the year 2137. Purchase the complete broadcast in Summer 20105,005 followers | Follow
passive aggressive
The drunken child of apathy and enthusiasm. Now 80% more lifelike!4,309 followers | Follow
Chris Velazquez
Screenwriter. Los Angeles. Ever heard of Lawrence Of Arabia? That wasn't me. Also the commissioner of retrobaseball.tumblr.com4,107 followers | Follow
Edward Philips
Drudge. Writerer. Artist. Artiste. Poet. Poete http://www.flickr.com/photos/68130446@N06/3,399 followers | Follow
Avi Muchnick
Inventor; self reinventor. Also, @Aviary CEO & Worth1000 founder.3,328 followers | Follow
Jay Hathaway
(A writer.) Currently: Geek Editor at The Daily What. Interviewer at Suicide Girls. Other wordy things. Formerly: Urlesque and Download Squad editor.3,112 followers | Follow
Kasper Hauser Comedy
Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.3,056 followers | Follow
First Author
'Fake titles for scholarly articles make Acadème a little easier to handle.' -- Marie Curie, 1927 (probably)1,746 followers | Follow
ADJUNCT HULK
HULK KNOW MATH. 6/6 TEACHING LOAD EQUAL HULK HAVE MONEY FOR NEW PURPLE PANTS.1,218 followers | Follow
Avoid This Job
The worst job listings online. Ridiculous jobs, dangerous jobs, unpaid jobs, 'Don't even think about taking this job' jobs. In other words: avoid this job.984 followers | Follow
santaispissed
Real name Kris Kringle. Heavy drinker. Not a freaking elf. Not jolly.908 followers | Follow
Curated by Liz Pullen
Submitted by listorious
A little humor to lighten the day!
