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Stephen Colbert
3,069,379 followers | Follow
RainnWilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.2,873,774 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcas, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV. God, No! - book1,742,020 followers | Follow
Michael Ian Black
You guys, you are seriously being dicks if you don't buy my new book. You're Not Doing It Right comes out 2/28/12.1,713,421 followers | Follow
TextsFromLastNight
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 768431,520,925 followers | Follow
Greg Grunberg
Re-Actor, Drummer, Gamer, Inventor, Yowza!! APP Creator, Epilepsy Advocate, http://GetYowza.com, http://BandFromTV.org, http://GregGrunberg.com1,413,275 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
1,041,398 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.573,700 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.406,928 followers | Follow
CollegeHumor
We once tweeted about Twitter being down while it was still down. It ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and we saw our own deaths.398,402 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.268,403 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.187,909 followers | Follow
Arj Barker
Well twitter won't give me no blue check mark for some reason but I'm pretty sure I'm who you think I am. I enjoy folding laundry more than I should.154,349 followers | Follow
colson whitehead
just another down on his luck carny with a pocketful of broken dreams111,215 followers | Follow
Daryl Cagle
DARYL CAGLE is msnbc.com’s cartoonist! Visit: http://cagle.com http://politicalcartoons.com http://cagle.com/app http://cartoonblog.msnbc.com83,610 followers | Follow
pourmecoffee
Goal: Funny and/or interesting. Partisan, but friendly Democrat. Not into arguing on the Internet. Complaints? Consult the Fine Print: http://j.mp/pmcfineprint68,632 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the almost-launched MSN Now. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.61,862 followers | Follow
Overheard Newsroom
@OHnewsroom delivers the best overheard comments in any newsroom -- #OHnewsroom your tweets for the site. Managed by @ohmykevin.53,888 followers | Follow
People of Walmart
37,937 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.30,639 followers | Follow
awkwardfamilyphotos
27,241 followers | Follow
Matt Besser
#1 Ranked Comedian Holder of more world comedy records than any other living comedian.25,268 followers | Follow
Jonathan Ames
author of eight books, creator of the tv show @boredtodeath.24,080 followers | Follow
Jesse Thorn
Proprietor of MaximumFun.org and Put This On; host of public radio's Bullseye and the comedy podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go! Bailiff on Judge John Hodgman.21,254 followers | Follow
BestTweets.com
Museum for the Art of Micro-Elegance. A personal selection by Vincent Hoekstra.10,384 followers | Follow
Baron Vaughn
The Man. The Myth. Definitely a Myth. I'm Leo from Fairly Legal on USA.9,354 followers | Follow
Jonathan Sloan
The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.7,830 followers | Follow
Doctor Zaius
Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are7,348 followers | Follow
Chad Vader
Day shift manager of Empire Market. My brother Darth is famous because of some movie he was in called Star Wars. he sent me this hand-me-down suit.5,485 followers | Follow
Katie Rose
You know the burnt-out unemployed jerk in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.4,009 followers | Follow
John McIntyre
Mild-mannered night editor for a great metropolitan newspaper3,630 followers | Follow
Overheard It
Overheard it? Post a noteable quote to Twitter, preface it with “overheard” and we’ll do the rest.2,659 followers | Follow
ghostofpeter
Though I have been in the spirit world for more than 6 years, I still purr in my family's ears sometimes.1,015 followers | Follow
Last Print Journo
The year is 2030. I'm the last print journalist. Here's the cheeky timeline that tracks how the mighty print newspaper vanished.406 followers | Follow
I am not Nassim.
I am not a best-selling author. My books have not sold 3 million copies. But my lip gloss is poppin', and I've got sweet red frames and a Just for Men beard.112 followers | Follow
