Teh Twit List

Twitter

Always wondering what's happening.
7,653,309 followers |

jimmy fallon

astrophysicist
4,948,263 followers |

Chad Ochocinco

New England Patriots WR. Download Mad Chad from iTunes or http://rocklive.com MusclePharmAthlete www.musclepharm.com
3,233,260 followers |

Justin

I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
2,986,535 followers |

RainnWilson

I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.
2,874,813 followers |

Neil Patrick Harris

I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.
2,629,130 followers |

Joel McHale

Proud Mom
2,505,430 followers |

Al Yankovic

You know... the Eat It guy.
2,385,733 followers |

Biz Stone

Co-founder of Twitter, Inc.
1,852,912 followers |

Bill Maher

The Official Bill Maher Twitter
971,513 followers |

William Shatner

Philanthropist, Actor, Producer, Father, Husband, and Grandfather
925,964 followers |

hodgman

THAT IS ALL, a book of FINAL WORLD KNOWLEDGE, will be published on 11/1/11.
685,947 followers |

Guy Kawasaki

Author of Enchantment: The Art of Changing Hearts, Minds, and Actions. Former chief evangelist of Apple. Co-founder of Alltop.
505,893 followers |

Grant Imahara

Robot builder, modelmaker and television host on Mythbusters.
384,955 followers |

Barney Stinson

The Official Twitter Page of Barney Stinson
343,252 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
268,488 followers |

Judah Friedlander

I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page.
245,569 followers |

Michelle Malkin

American. Conservative. Mom. Wife. Blogger.
225,639 followers |

eric wareheim

bubbers
176,947 followers |

Cali Lewis

Host of GeekBeat.TV. Tech correspondent for CNN, FOX and Sirius 101's GeekTime. A Livid Lobster by day and night. I love quiet walks with my iPad. And bacon.
169,187 followers |

Big Ben

Established November 2009. Entirely unofficial & apparently imitated everywhere. Copyright details here: http://tinyurl.com/ylqbey3.
163,931 followers |

Jake Tapper

ABC News' Sr White House Correspondent. Dissecting my tweets with Talmudic meticulousness will result in wrong conclusions. RTs do not = endorsement.
158,606 followers |

brooks bayne

satirist, entrepreneur, bacon devourer, music producer, melter of faces via molten guitar riffs, slayer of myth, debunker of hogwash. american. foodie. pg13.
105,153 followers |

Ben Schwartz

Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes enthusiast.
90,768 followers |

Ralph Macchio

Officially my page, actor, creator, husband, father, in any order... it's me, Ralph
83,614 followers |

Andy Levy

TV's Andy Levy. Or something.
80,985 followers |

AndrewBreitbart

@MMFA's @EricBoehlert supports 'terror supporters' CAIR, CodePink, Sami al Arian yet attacks attackers of terrorists/terror supporters @DLoesch & me. Add it up!
69,735 followers |

Daily Show Fans

Episodes of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. This is a Fan Site and is not affiliated w/Comedy Central.
69,433 followers |

GregGutfeld

I host Fox New's Redeye + cohost the Five. Buy my dang book and i will love you forever, or until i sober up: http://goo.gl/OkWAm
58,193 followers |

Listorious

Making it easy to find who matters on any topic with the best Twitter people search on the web
55,690 followers |

FailBlog

FailBlog.org
52,807 followers |

Major Garrett

Congressional Correspondent National Journal
45,425 followers |

Scott Baio

Actor and my wife & I have a foundation for special needs children and to raise awareness to expanded newborn screening.
44,113 followers |

Joshua Allen

cockblocking beats
43,340 followers |

Erick Erickson

Editor-in-chief of RedState.com. Host of the Erick Erickson Show on http://wsbradio.com. A CNN Political Contributor.
36,909 followers |

Jonah Goldberg

I'm Editor-at-Large of NRO, LA Times Columnist, FNC contributor, USA Today columnist, author of Liberal Fascism, visiting fellow American Enterprise Institute.
32,437 followers |

AlisonRosen

News girl on The Adam Carolla Show. Writer, TV personality/host type person.I won 2008 New York's Funniest Reporter award and have been insufferable ever since.
31,078 followers |

rachelsklar

Media addict on the loose.
28,422 followers |

Michael J Nelson

Michael J. Nelson spends his energies over at RiffTrax.com, making movies funny.
28,058 followers |

Melissa Clouthier

Mother. Doctor. Blogger. Connector. Politics. Culture. Religion. Science. iPad. Fantasy. Conservative-libertarian. Christian. #TCOT RT ≠ Endorsement
26,720 followers |

Amanda Carpenter

Joining the fight, not the club.
24,913 followers |

Ruth Zoarets

I'm one of the Co-Founders & VP marketing for TwitterAnalyzer http://twitteranalyzer.com/
23,991 followers |

Barely Political

Funny videos! Home of The Key of Awesome, Obama Girl, The Barely Guys, and more! Tour dates- www.thedigtour.com Also follow us on @thekeyofawesome
22,429 followers |

Steven Crowder

Official twitter page of the FoxNews contributor, comedian, actor, writer and National Center Media fellow. If by official, you mean lackluster.
21,290 followers |

Bill Schulz

Proud single father of three wonderful, albeit totally illegitimate, daughters. Well, I’m told they’re wonderful. Don’t really see 'em much.
20,441 followers |

Lee Stranahan

Writing, film making, photographing, teaching, entrepreneurial homeschooling father of 5 (plus twins due in March) type dude. I like people, mostly.
20,405 followers |

James Lileks

Writer, columnist, mid-century pop-culture enthusiast
17,912 followers |

AlinskyDefeater

Independent Conservative guy, #ocra founder...which stands for Organized Conservative Resistance Alliance
16,667 followers |

Jason Linkins

Hi. My name is Jason, this is my Twitter and it is based on the novel of the same name by Michel Houellebecq. I edit Eat The Press, at the Huffington Post.
16,122 followers |

Michael Yon

Michael Yon is an author, columnist and war correspondent. Currently in Afghanistan.
15,905 followers |

Dave Barry

13,870 followers |

Lori Ziganto

Steyn, Breitbart,Sowell are my Thinkies Porn.An awful wee lassie + co-host of 'That's What She Said' on @FTR__Radio. Write at Human Events, CafeMom and RedState
11,969 followers |

Oliver Willis

VISIT: http://nationalconfidential.com
11,241 followers |

Ace of Spades

10,922 followers |

GayPatriot

America's leading gay conservative voice. @GOProud Board Member. Snarky and controversial. Love my country, my dogs and country music. RT usually = agree
10,537 followers |

'Jim' 'Treacher'

Treacherer-in-Chief, Daily Caller
10,246 followers |

BOTeleprompter

Because there is no POTUS without TOTUS
9,280 followers |

Doug Welch

Senior Fellow at Stix Blog 4.0 Just your average blogger that has an attention span of a gnat. Conservative/Libertarian
8,634 followers |

Eli Lake

senior national security reporter for Newsweek/Daily Beast
8,539 followers |

Eric Odom

Activist and  fan
8,390 followers |

Joshua Treviño

Vice President for Communications at the Texas Public Policy Foundation. To quote José Antonio Navarro: I will never forsake Texas or her cause. I am her son.
8,225 followers |

Frank J. Fleming

Political humor columnist (NYPost, PJM), author, longtime blogger, digital engineer. Married to @sarahk47. New father. Working on being more Christiany.
7,879 followers |

Caleb Howe

Senior Fellow of wearing American flag shirts.
7,839 followers |

Jon G.

The undisputed king of stuff.
7,145 followers |

Sister Toldjah

Tweetaholic / ''Endorsed'' by #OWS, local #Anons / Blocked by @McCainBlogette, @AbortionFunds / Love @Duke_MBB / 100% Southern belle ;;) / #winning
7,126 followers |

Sean Hackbarth

Weblogger (Blogger) for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce's ChamberPost. The man behind Newt Gingrich: http://nyti.ms/kxhf0Z My views are my views.
6,110 followers |

Andrew Sorcini

Film editor, Social media enthusiast, producer of The Drill Down podcast
6,062 followers |

Ed Driscoll

Blogging since 2002; San Jose Editor, PJ Media. #TCOT
5,968 followers |

Liz Mair

Comms & new media strategist; entrepreneur; former Perry, Fiorina adviser; former RNC Online Comms Director; GOProud advisory board member; Arsenal fan.
5,755 followers |

Ben Howe

Host of The Ben Howe Show at 8 & 11PM EST Tuesdays on www.ftrradio.com. Contributor at RedState, Big Journalism & Big Hollywood. Habitual failure.
5,723 followers |

Adam Bitely

econ student. #Redskins #Nationals #Celtics #Capitals #Hokies #GMU basketball fan. Love @McDonalds. Married to @AndreaBitely
5,512 followers |

Jeff Dunetz

Common Sense Zionist Jewish Conservative
5,189 followers |

Stephen Gutowski

Christian. Conservative. Blogger. Not actually in college anymore...
4,846 followers |

Dan McLaughlin

Baseball, Conservative Politics, War, Law, Pop Culture. Not always in that order. Lawyer, Editor at RedState.com.
4,559 followers |

Loren Heal

Logic, Christ, USMC '83-7, Constitution, Declaration, Precinct Committeeman, Freelancer on Health/Tech. Linux. Runner. Hashtagger. Interact for follow back.
4,364 followers |

Erick Brockway

Working seven days a week at two jobs, EO1 (E6) in the Navy (Seabees 20yrs-retired!) Conservative dad, have guns, protect daughters #tcot #catcot #hhrs
4,348 followers |

Tommy Christopher

I'm a media correspondent and White House reporter for Mediaite.com. I also write about politics and the White House forAsylum.com and DailyDose.us.
4,337 followers |

Dan Collins

Was it something I said?
4,089 followers |

Cheryl Prater

Active Media Maven. Christian, wife, mom of twin teenaged boys, conservative, artist, lover of wiener dogs, Harleys. Opinions are my own.
3,751 followers |

Moe Lane

3,687 followers |

rebecca grunewald

Ruling-class. Elitist. Establishment. RINO. Oh and, I don't pee on dead people.
3,301 followers |

SarahK Fleming

Christian conservative, wife of @IMAO_, @buttercupflem's mom, blogger, writer, t-shirt babe, vampire/TV/Twitter addict. I tweet because I'm awesome.
3,249 followers |

Sarah

Conservatarian type, foodie, and all-around awesome girl. @iowahawkblog says I'm sweet 'n' spicy like a sarsaparilla float. I'm inclined to agree. #IHBNAF
3,075 followers |

Sooper Trev

Our Constitution was abrogated in 1937. Let's restore it! Want a follow back? Interact or ask. I *love* Greg Gutfeld, TV's Andy Levy, Bill Schulz, and #RedEye!
2,965 followers |

Dan Spencer

A fifth generation Californian living in Connecticut. Family guy, lawyer, writing at RedState, Right Side Politics (Examiner) & California Yankee.
2,854 followers |

JackFacts24

I'm the original NON-BOT giving fans the best TRUE Jack facts. Please RT your faves to spread the word about Jack.
2,494 followers |

Jill Elswick

Semper in Transitus.
2,424 followers |

mitrebox

MARTA Senior Fellow / One Date Wonder
2,354 followers |

-ls/cm

Laurence Simon/Crap Mariner - Writer of @100wordstories, puppetmaster of @secondlie, and all-around grump.
2,301 followers |

Demon Sheep

Senior Fellow at the IASCS (Institute for Advanced Soul Consuming Studies)
2,300 followers |

Harold Stickeehands

A casual observer of life on this wonderous blue marble. I'm a lucky man.
2,208 followers |

Dede

“But resist, we much… we must… and we will much… about… that… be committed.” – Al Sharpton, August 9, 2011
2,178 followers |

Aaron Dickey

Part of the CBS Borg (sort of). Alum of ABC, CNN, AP. Expect an annoying mix of personal, professional & political tweets.
2,176 followers |

Christopher Renner

Conservaclassicaliberaltarian accountant/ auto guru. Also highly curious. Also, I occasionally use an expletive.
1,989 followers |

Eric H.

Retired USAF CMSgt...IT wonk...renaissance man. Senior Fellow of my domain.
1,985 followers |

Aaron Gardner

Conservative Political Junkie/Activist...need I say more.
1,959 followers |

Lisa

RT = endorsement or mocking. I'm a libertarian & we do *not* all look the same. Oh, and I pick corn. #teamfollowback #notreally
1,755 followers |

Steve Eggleston

Hard-boiled hard case and all-around quiet guy
1,694 followers |

billiegirltoo

mostly into politics, foreign policy, cooking, and books. i retweet a lot.
1,592 followers |

dahlia

classical pianist, city girl, world traveler. Twitter is my political refuge. #tcot
1,527 followers |

J. Marshall Sheldon

I have 2 hobbies, complaining and talking about how awesome I am! Join me...
1,315 followers |

Diana Lynn W.

PoliSci grad/former Bflo Dem ward heeler now masquerading as a RN.Clintonista.@TommyXtopher wants U2 know tht the views expressed herein may not reflect his own
1,305 followers |

someGit

Voted Best by the Number 1 People. Libertarian... I guess... but the real kind, not the Bill Maher kind...
1,296 followers |

Brian Simpson

Formerly a front-page contributor to @RedState. My interests are #Missouri, #hcr and the #stlblues.
1,208 followers |

Bill S

Computer geek, conservative blogger, Christian, not necessarily in that order. Do I look like I'm inciting right wing violence?
1,146 followers |

Nadia Naffe

Blogger. Political Junkie. Cigar Aficionado. Frustrated Conservative. Email: nnaffe@fas.harvard.edu
1,099 followers |

Ben

Musician/producer/writer. Politically: Fiscal conservative/socially Libertarianish... I guess that makes me a conservatarian.
1,064 followers |

Jason Rogers

Sports writer at ProjectSpurs.com, law student, Texas Ex. Equal parts sports and politics. Metaphorical juggler taking life by the proverbial horns.
967 followers |

TelePromp Ter

I am TOTUS!! Hear my commands delivered by The One.
904 followers |

BigFurHat

Follow my iOwnTheWorld content auto-posted to twitter via @iotw
884 followers |

jd_nyc

Economics, Finance, Trading. #RedEye Fan. #TCOT
779 followers |

Toby Toons

Conservative Political Cartoonist (TobyToons, Redstate, Big Government, Unified Patriots, TMR, All Right Magazine)
664 followers |

Democracy in America

Submitted to a Candid World - Democracy in America: reaffirmation of the foundational values of equal justice and reason.
635 followers |

Alex Villanueva

Shah-vair. It's French. DailyDose.us contributor/White House Press Corps' own Dougette Howser (according to @rawls). @williamandmary junior. They call me AV.
598 followers |

speciallist

Party of No,Rightwing Extremist,I speak truth to Pouters,pro-pitchfork badass bitter-clinger,I own you, pwn you, take your lunch and mess your dress,STFU,TGIF
556 followers |

James

Hawkish Libertarian. I'm a film, music, tv and electronics geek.
521 followers |

San Fran Nan

If all mankind were suddenly to practice honesty, many thousands of people would be sure to starve.
485 followers |

Chris Younce

Missouri native transplanted in the DC area. I get paid to annoy politicians that want to steal our liberty. Opinions are my own.
244 followers |

Donna Howe

I'm married to @CalebHowe. That doesn't mean you have to block me too, though.
212 followers |

Hooah Mac

Two trips to Iraq, disabled Veteran, would do it again in a heartbeat. I Love God, the Constitution, and the Red, White, and Blue
135 followers |

Twits.ws

tWits: (n) twitter wits.
110 followers |

Alien Lizards

I AM AN ALIEN LIZARD. I MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THE PRESIDENT.
100 followers |

Darius C. Nitro

I'm Darius C. Nitro and thats 'nuff said.
38 followers |

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